Unreliable. Weird.

LETS GET WET

Got necessary info soon enough but didn't read messages, or reply, within 30 minutes before or after the appointment; was clearly offline during that time. Doesn't take cash either, so it gets complicated.

Did she live up to your expectations?

No.

Did you get anything not on the menu?

Not relevant.

Did she deny you anything on her menu?

Not relevant.

Time and place of the experience

Last week.